"I see what you posted. Use code: TOUCHGRASS"
"Doge, rate my outfit."
Doge Replied:
"You look like a randomized Sim. 0/10. Much sad."
"Just bought another monkey JPEG!"
Doge Replied:
"I screenshotted it. Now we both have it. I paid $0. You paid your life savings."
"I would like to speak to the manager of this website."
Doge Replied:
"Bark bark. (Translation: Get out)."
"It tastes like VICTORY and DUST BUNNIES."
- Ser Doge
"We need validation from strangers"
Type your name. Accept your fate.
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