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CRINGE LEVEL
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THE DOGE SHOW
"I see what you posted. Use code: TOUCHGRASS"
Don't touch me
WALL OF SHAME
@SadInfluencer
2m ago
"Doge, rate my outfit."
Doge Replied:
"You look like a randomized Sim. 0/10. Much sad."
@TechBro_Eth
5m ago
"Just bought another monkey JPEG!"
Doge Replied:
"I screenshotted it. Now we both have it. I paid $0. You paid your life savings."
@Karen99
10m ago
"I would like to speak to the manager of this website."
Doge Replied:
"Bark bark. (Translation: Get out)."
OMFG HE DID IT
⚠️ CRITICAL ALERT: REALITY HAS COLLAPSED ⚠️
PROOF!!
I CAUGHT THE
DAMN TAIL
"It tastes like VICTORY and DUST BUNNIES."
- Ser Doge
JOIN THE CULT
"We need validation from strangers"
* MORE SOCIALS COMING SOON (IF WE DON'T GET BANNED)
GET ROASTED LIVE
Type your name. Accept your fate.
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BREAKING NEWS
🔴 DOGE ROASTS ELON MUSK LIVE
● INTERNET TROLL FOUND TOUCHING GRASS (FAKE NEWS)
● CATS ARE OFFICIALLY CANCELLED
● SUBSCRIBE TO THE DOGE SHOW OR 7 YEARS BAD LUCK
● YOUR WIFI IS SLOW
● 1 ROAST = 1 PRAYER
● DOGE DECLARES HIMSELF CEO OF MEMES
● AI TAKEOVER SCHEDULED FOR NEXT TUESDAY
● STOP READING THIS AND CLICK THE DOGE
● 404: BRAINCELLS NOT FOUND
● BITCOIN FIXES THIS (MAYBE)
● REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO DOGE
● SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: YOU ARE CRINGE
● FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO FIGHT THE SUN
● DOGE COIN TO THE MOON (OR WENDYS)
● BREAKING: WATER IS WET
🔴 DOGE ROASTS ELON MUSK LIVE
● INTERNET TROLL FOUND TOUCHING GRASS (FAKE NEWS)
● CATS ARE OFFICIALLY CANCELLED
● SUBSCRIBE TO THE DOGE SHOW OR 7 YEARS BAD LUCK
● YOUR WIFI IS SLOW
● 1 ROAST = 1 PRAYER
● DOGE DECLARES HIMSELF CEO OF MEMES
● AI TAKEOVER SCHEDULED FOR NEXT TUESDAY
● STOP READING THIS AND CLICK THE DOGE
● 404: BRAINCELLS NOT FOUND
● BITCOIN FIXES THIS (MAYBE)
● REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO DOGE
● SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: YOU ARE CRINGE
● FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO FIGHT THE SUN
● DOGE COIN TO THE MOON (OR WENDYS)
● BREAKING: WATER IS WET